apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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