dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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