Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Can Purell be used as lube?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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