I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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