I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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