Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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