Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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