When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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