All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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