So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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