All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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