last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
