well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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