Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I supernannyed him into submission
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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