I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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