i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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