i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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