There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
