also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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