Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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