She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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