on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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