Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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