So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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