I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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