I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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