I've blown a few things in my day
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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