What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize