Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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