Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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