My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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