You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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