Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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