I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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