My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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