Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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