does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
My feet surprised me
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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