just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Oh god it's open bar.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
The adults are the big ones right?
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