and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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