he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?