No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.