She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.