Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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