just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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