When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.