that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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