google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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