I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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