There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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