do herpes really smell.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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