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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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