i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he told me I talked like a deaf person
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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