their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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