So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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