Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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